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Kelly Kelly, Katie Lea, Mickie James, Candice Michelle, Melina, and Jillian Hall in a Number One Contender’s Battle Royal

Before the match begins, Beth Phoenix is introduced by Santino Marella and they join Cole and Lawler at the announce table. Rosa Mendes is at ringside too.

They square off and Candice with a spinning heel kick to Jillian. Katie eliminates Candice. Jillian and Katie with a double clothesline to Mickie. Kelly with a rana to Jillian. Melina and Kelly try to eliminate Katie but Jillian eliminates Kelly. Jillian with an X Factor to Melina as Katie and Jillian double team Melina. Mickie eliminates Katie and Jillian while they try to eliminate Melina.

They shake hands and then they lock up with Mickie working on the arm. Melina reverses and applies a side head lock. Mickie with a forearm but Melina with a shoulder tackle. Mickie runs Melina into the turnbuckles. Mickie charges at Melina but Melina sends Mickie to the apron. Mickie tries for a springboard move, but Melina kicks Mickie to eliminate her.
Winner: Melina

After the match, Beth goes into the ring and she holds the belt up and then slaps Melina and throws her out of the ring. Melina with a kick and punches to Beth and then Melina sends Beth into the announce table while Santino tells Melina to watch out for the face. From out of the crowd, Rosa attacks Melina and then she is taken out of the arena.

Oh my,sorry for the belated updates on RAW lol

Beth Phoenix & Jillian Vs Kelly Kelly & Melina

Kelly Kelly came out for a scheduled tag match. “When Kelly Kelly smiles, you need sunglasses,” said Lawler, who added, “I’ve seen the angel I want to be touched by.” As Melina made her ring intro, she was attacked by a member of the paparazzi. It was really Rosa Mendez in disguise. Beth Phoenix threw Melina into the security wall as soon as security dragged Mendez away. Phoenix shoved a camera in her face because “you’ve never looked so glamorous.” Jillian Hall laughed in the background. The tag match is apparently off. Imagine traveling cross country for Raw if you’re Jillian and the entirety of your job that day is to walk to the ring and then smile as you watch your partner attack an opponent, then leave.

No contest.

Beth Phoenix Vs Kelly Kelly

Kelly comes out in a local football shirt altered to show off her assets and black pants. Beth comes out in her normal blue and black jumpsuit.

They lock up and Kelly almost gains control but then gets slammed down. While down a couple kicks the Beth’s gut then slamming her into the ropes. Kelly was doing great until running into a clothesline. Double chicken wing in the air then Kelly is face planted for three.

- Winner: Beth

Beth poses in the ring while the ref checks on Kelly.

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Out back Beth walks up to Santino who congratulates her. He has a surprise for her. Her biggest fan is there. Rosa can’t come as a fan any longer, so he wanted to give her a personal introduction. Rosa says she wants to be a Diva and will do whatever Beth says. Santino asks, “please, can we keep her?” Beth walks off and Santino says he has an idea about impressing Beth.

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Melina Vs Jillian

Jillian “singing” in the ring. Video of Rosa attacking Melina last week, then Jillian and Beth continued the assault when rosa was dragged off. Melina comes out in leopard print.

Jillian taunts Melina. Melina rushes Jillian in a corner but Jillian moves out of the way. Jillian gains huge control. Beth, Santino and Rosa come out to the ring. Jillian can barely hold Melina up and does a horrible semi-side slam. Melina manages to roll Jillian up for three.

- Winner: Melina

Melina watches them outside the ring closely while the ref holds her hand up. Santino says something to Rosa and she rushes the ring to attack Melina. Beth follows and continues the assault. Beth yells at Melina that she won’t need help beating her this Sunday. Santino tells Rosa Beth will be happy. Beth leaves the ring and blows by them both without a glance.

Melina(c) & Kelly Kelly Vs Beth Phoenix & Jillian w/Santino

Melina comes out with black feather fans, her title belt and wearing blue and black. Kelly is next out in black and silver - very little of it! Beth comes out in her black and silver jumpsuit. Jillian in all black and Santino are in tow. Beth has a huge scowl on her face. Santino sets up at the announce table.

Beth chokes Melina and lifts her high before backing her into a corner. Melina comes out and lands on Beth’s chest. Melina is whipped but moves before Beth can get her. A back elbow to Melina and Jillian tags in. Kelly tags in and pins Jillian for two. Kelly is in control until on the apron and distracted by Beth. Jillian knocks her from the apron. She rolls Kelly back in and pins for two. Beth tags in and pins Kelly for two. Kelly is trying to get the tag but Jillian distracts the ref. Rosa grabs Melina off the apron hard so she hits her head.. Beth slams Kelly hard and gets the three.

- Winners: Beth & Jillian

Melina tends to Kelly as Beth taunts from the apron with Santino and Jillian.

We see footage of Rosa interfering in last week’s tag match to help Beth get the victory.

Match Number Four: Candice Michelle versus Beth Phoenix with Santino Marella and Rosa Mendez
They lock up and Beth with a side head lock take down into a side head lock. Candice with a key lock but Beth takes Candice down to the mat. Candice with a side head lock and then Candice tries to use the ropes but Beth counters with a slingshot belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Beth with a back breaker on Candice and Candice with elbows to escape the hold. Candice tries for a crucifix but Beth counters it. Candice with a sunset flip for a near fall. Candice with chops and then she pulls Beth down by her hair. Candice with a back kick and then Candice with a springboard spin kick for a two count. Candice tries for the Unprettier but Beth sends Candice into the turnbuckles and then it is time for the butterfly face driver for the three count.
Winner: Beth Phoenix

After the match, Rosa throws Candice out of the ring.

-Beth Phoenix and Rosa Mendez head to the ring with a very metrosexual looking Santino in tow. Clean-shaven and sporting two earrings. She gives instructions to Rosa, then smacks Santino to ensure he was listening. The Women’s title match is up next.

WWE Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix (w. Santino Marella & Rosa Mendes) vs. Melina
Not only is Santino sporting two earrings, but also a shaved up unibrow and frosted tips. Beth slams Melina into the corner, and after a few punches covers for two. A double axe handle from Beth gets another two count as she is quick on the offense. Beth fires Melina into the corner, and then hits a slingshot suplex which gets another two count. Beth puts Melina into a half nelson stretch submission hold, but Melina is able to punch her way out. Melina goes for a bulldog, but Beth counters into a backbreaker for two. Beth fires Melina into the corner again and kicks her to the floor. Rosa and Santino put the boots to Melina on the floor and that brings out the face divas, Kelly, Mickie, and Candice to even the odds. Beth gets a small package from Melina on the way back in which finishes things off and Melina retains.
Winner: STILL WWE Women’s Champion-Melina

Why the fuck did Candice, Mickie, and Kelly Kelly get their fucking noses in match that did not involve them? The match was great until the they came out and helped which just ruin it.

Beth, Santino, and Rosa are walking in the back and they are not sure about their partner. They see Dolph Ziggler and Santino introduces Beth and Rosa to Dolph. Dolph introduces himself and then he comments on Dolph’s abs. We go to commercial.

We are back with WWE Rewind: Melina defeating Beth Phoenix to retain the title.

We see the garage and Todd Grisham is getting ready to interview someone if they show up.

Match Number Two: Melina and Cryme Tyme versus Santino Marella, Beth Phoenix, and Dolph Ziggler with Rosa Mendez
Beth and Melina start things off and Melina with an arm bar and she works on the ribs. Beth with a hip toss. Melina punches Beth and then kicks her in the leg. Beth with an Irish whip and running back elbow. Melina with a kick and then knees to the midsection. Dolph tags in and JTG enters. They lock up and Dolph with a take down. They lock up again and JTG with a waist lock and hip toss. JTG with an X Factor in the corner for a near fall. Dolph sends JTG into the turnbuckles and then he slams JTG to the mat. Dolph with a kick and then Dolph with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Dolph with a reverse chin lock. JTG with an uppercut to Ziggler and then Shad is tagged in and he clotheslines Ziggler. Shad tosses Dolph into the air and face first into the mat. Shad tries for the Money elbow but Dolph gets up and Santino is tagged in. Santino charges at Shad after getting psyched up and Shad with an STO for the three count.
Winners: Cryme Tyme and Melina

Sad to say but WWE is kinda losing passion on their women's division recently.Boring matches and only one-two divas matches in three shows in one week.

I've almost quite watching the women's divison. Its not worth watching anymore. Beth alone can't make a match shine anymore.

And2DieIsEasy wrote:I've almost quite watching the women's divison. Its not worth watching anymore. Beth alone can't make a match shine anymore.

Agreed.Now since Beth is out of title picture right now,I guess it's just matter of time before they keep Beth away from the ring... Hopefully the Rosa-Beth-Santino shits will get her more TV time...

Maryse and Melina are with Cole and Lawler.

Match Number Two: Mickie James and Kelly Kelly versus Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall
Beth sends Kelly into the turnbuckles but Kelly with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Beth gets flipped onto her feet and Beth powerbombs Kelly into the turnbuckles and chokes her in the corner. Jillian also works over Kelly while Beth is with the ref. Jillian tags in and she tosses Kelly by the hair. Kelly kicks Jillian and tags in Mickie. Mickie with a snap mare and drop kick to Jillian followed by one to Beth. Jillian kicks Mickie but Mickie with an elbow. Jillian with a forearm in the corner and then it is time for the screeching handspring elbow but she jumps into boots from Mickie. Mickie with a Thesz Press from the top but Beth breaks it up. Kelly tags in with a sunset flip and the three count.
Winners: Kelly Kelly and Mickie James

After the match, Rosa attacks Kelly and Melina tries to get involved in the melee but Maryse pulls her off the apron and hits a DDT on Melina.

Now let see,when was the last time Jillian win a match single-handedly?
When was the last time Beth win a match?

We are back with the Slam of the Week: The post match pandemonium which saw Maryse attack Melina. The rest of the women in the company are at ringside for this match. I wonder if there will be a lumberjack match?

Match Number Two: Maryse versus Melina in a Champion versus Champion non-title Match
They each try for kicks but miss. Melina with a kick that takes Maryse down. Maryse misses an enzuigiri. Melina is sent outside and Melina is sent back into the ring by the Smackdown women. Maryse with a modified camel clutch and then she sits back to stretch Melina’s back. Melina slaps Maryse and then Maryse pulls Melina’s hair. Melina with a seated splash and a hair take down. Melina with a forearm and then she puts Maryse on the turnbuckles and stomps on the chest. Melina misses a charge into the corner and Maryse pulls Melina to the mat and Maryse gets the three count.
Winner: Maryse

After the match, Rosa gets into the ring and Beth tries to hold her back. All of the women come into the ring and they have a standoff until Rosa goes after Maryse. Things have broken down and instead of being brand loyal, we have the faces in the ring while the heels are on the floor.

We go to commercial.

The official contract signing table with contract signing chairs and contract signing carpet are in the ring with Vickie Guerrero. Before the contract signing, Vickie has an announcement. She says that there will be a twenty-five Diva Battle Royale with Divas from all three brands and from the past. The winner will be the first Ms. Wrestlemania.

I guess Beth is out of the front line for now...

Mickie James, Kelly Kelly & Melina vs. Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes & Jillian
Mickie and Beth start off. Beth powers Mickie into the corner, but misses an attack. She gets the better of Mickie and puts her on the ground, then steps on her throat. Snapmare by Beth. Mickie fights back, but runs into a shoulderblock. Mickie makes the tag to Melina. Melina dicks a punch from Beth, then hits a handspring back elbow. Melina takes Beth to the mat by her hair for two. Melina blocks a charge, then hits a senton off the middle rope. Beth with a backbreaker for two. Santino’s interference doesn’t go as planned, and Melina rolls up Beth for the win.

Winners:Mickie James, Kelly Kelly & Melina!

Yup,this week divas match is a Two On One handicap match.
Mickie and Melina Vs Beth .

Melina, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Brie Bella, Mickie James, Maria, Tiffany, & Alicia Fox vs. Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Nikki Bella, Layla, Rosa Mendez, & Katie Lea Burchill

18 Divas tag-match. Gail Kim and Victoria were among those who have returned in this match. Short match that ends with the babyface Divas going over. After the match we have a big segment with Santino Marella.

Winners: Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Brie Bella, Mickie James, Maria, Tiffany, & Alicia Fox


After The Match: Santino Marella

Santino Marella comes out after the match and says he was eliminated of his chances of making it to the Diva battle royal. He said he went to the top though, to president Jack Tunney, but then remembers he passed away years ago. He talks about David Crockett too. Marella says the girls may have had their in-ring competition, but he is going to have his own bikini exhibition show. Marella in his robe comes into the ring. He says he's gonna prove he has what it takes to become Ms. WrestleMania. Santino Marella says he's gonna reveal the man-kini. He takes his robe off and is wearing a thong with attatched suspenders. He does a dance to some Kid Rock music. All 18 Divas pile in and beat up on Santino Marella. They throw him out of the ring and Melina's music hits to end this goofy ass segment.

This week RAW sucks ass..
Well,at least we got to see Beth slammed some asses around lolz

In-Ring Segment: "Santina" & Beth Phoenix/Rosa

Lilian Garcia introduces "Santina", who comes out to the old "Billy & Chuck" theme music. He's in the same drag as last night. He takes the mic and talks about his "obnoxiously good looking" brother Santino not being allowed to perform in the Diva-battle royal. Santina says it's ok because his flesh and blood won the match. Santina wants to know if she'll be on the Sports Illustrated calendar, or maybe a poster of her/him in a string-bikini walking on the beach. She says maybe she'll meet a nice man and get married and have babies. She can even be "Miss America" one day. Beth Phoenix and Rosa interupt Santina. Santina says she's never been introduced to Beth or Rosa. He introduces himself. Beth says to cut the crap. She says Santina is embarassing herself. She warns Santina not to be in the women's dressing room again. She's mad Santina threw her out of the battle royal last night. She challenges Santina to a match tonight on RAW. Santina says she's jealous because she's more of a woman than Beth will ever be. Beth says "woman, the question is are you man enough to face me." Santina accepts and wants to know if she's woman enough. Santina asks for a referee.


Santina vs. Beth Phoenix

Bell rings. Beth Phoenix taking a quick lead over Santina. Santina jumps out of the ring. Santina runs and jumps back in the ring when Beth chases "her". Beth tries to bodyslam Santina but he's too heavy and falls on her, pinning her for the win.

Winner: Santina

I don't think Santino is too heavy for Beth to carry though...It was a just reversal from Santino...
Now now..I can see WWE not only starts misusing Beth,they even starts to make her a joke in the ring...

Khali comes out with his interpreter to face Santino. Santino looks freaked out. Beth’s music and she comes out to the stage with Rosa. She calls him her little Canolli. She had a talk with Vicki and there’s more on the line than a Draft pick. If Khali wins, Santina will be a guest on the Khali Kiss Kam!

Punches to Khali, but then he’s tossed off. Santino monkeys the ropes and won’t let go. Finally the ref gets him off the ropes. Huge clotheslines to Santino and a foot on Santino for three.

- Winner: Khali

Beth and Rosa are all happy on the stage about Santina having to kiss Khali. The next Draft to SD! is CM Punk! Punk comes out holding his briefcase high. He looks quite happy about this.

Beth is turning face?

Six Diva Tag Team Match: Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, & Gail Kim vs. Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, & Alicia Fox
Well I guess the rumors of Beth being pregnant are not true. Thank goodness. Cole has left to booth to get an interview with Shaq, so Lawler is calling this match by himself. That should be great. Gail starts the match with Beth, and hits her with a pair of forearms. Gail locks in an odd head scissor submission, but that is broken up by Rosa. Beth hits a press slam, and fires Gail into the heel corner tagging in Fox. Alicia hits a nice tilt-a-whirl back breaker, and tags in Rosa who hits a kick. Bodyslam gets a one count, and back into the heel corner goes Gail. Alicia tags in, but gets kicked away by Gail who makes the hot tag to Mickie. James comes in with a pair of clotheslines, and then knocks Beth off the apron. Mickie hits a back kick, and then a reverse neckbreaker for two. Mickie goes for a DDT, but it is blocked so she hits a hurracanrana. Louise Thesz Press connects by Mickie, and then the tag is made to Gail who hits a missile dropkick mercifully ending this garbage at 3:34. Horrible match.
Winners: Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, & Gail Kim (Kim pins Alicia-Missile Dropkick DUD)